Sheen's Korner, Episode Four: Sit Back and Rejoice...

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Charlie Sheen unleashed on Jon Cryer yesterday. But that was just the beginning of this mad man's rant against those he believes have wronged him.

In the fourth installment of Sheen's Korner, the actor takes aim at his enemies, most notably, of course, Two and a Half Men creator Chuck Lorre. He tells viewers to "sit back and rejoice, for the Malibu Messiah" is before us.

"Hi ya Chuck-E-Cheese ball," Sheen says in the video below. "Where ya hiding silly clown? Behind your narcissism, your greed, your hatred of yourself or women?

"Think of me often loser during your most quiet moments... Can you smell your soul? Can you smell the rotting dog shit? The fermented puke that is your viscera? Can you smell your mother's tears from some distant memory as she scattered her pathetic creation asking all around her why this feeble abortion survived?"

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Charlie Sheen Quotes

All these words just sound cool together. They come from my grand wizard master.

Charlie Sheen

Sean Penn, Mel Gibson, Colin Farrell. They didn't give me any advice. Within that there's great advice. There's just love. Just seeing what's up.

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