Sammy Hagar Abducted By Aliens Awhile Back

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Former Van Halen front man Sammy Hagar may have had too many tequila shots at his bar in Cabo San Lucas, because dude has officially lost it.

Either that or the tests the aliens ran on him are finally taking their toll. Hagar swears that aliens - real, extraterrestrial life forms - abducted him.

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The location of the abduction? Fontana, California. The date? A few decades ago.

“It was real. They plugged into me," Hagar, who's promoting his memoir, Red: My Uncensored Life in Rock, tells the L.A. Times. "It was a download situation."

"Or, they uploaded something from my brain, like an experiment. They tapped into my brain and the knowledge was transferred back and forth."

Hagar insists the whole thing wasn't even his first such experience. He says he saw his first UFO at age four, hovering over a field near his home.

Sammy insists this is not a joke, BTW: "It happened. That friggin’ happened."

Alien life forms and UFOs ...

 

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That evil smile speaks for itself.

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With that look? Hey i believe him. Gbam!