Paris Hilton is Winning So Hard

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Things you didn't expect when you got up today: Charlie Sheen's heavily played-out “winning” tagline remixed in a bad rap song hyping Paris Hilton's new show!

Paris' new show (co-starring none other than Sheen's ex Brooke Mueller), The World According To Paris, debuts soon on Oxygen. THG, for one, cannot WAIT.

This promo isn't official (at least we hope not), but might as well be. If anyone on this planet is #WINNING every moment, it's Paris Whitney Hilton ...

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Paris Hilton Biography

Ho Train On Us Weekly Cover Paris Hilton is a party host, bad actress, singer, model and painfully annoying skank based in Southern California. This former A-list... More »
Born
Birthplace
New York, New York
Full Name
Paris Whitney Hilton

Paris Hilton Quotes

We want to stay together forever. I wouldn't do a Vegas [wedding]. I don't know where or when but I do want it to be romantic.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]

He's my best friend. He's just different from any guy that I've ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he'd be there for me, no matter what.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]