Paris Hilton is Winning So Hard

Things you didn't expect when you got up today: Charlie Sheen's heavily played-out “winning” tagline remixed in a bad rap song hyping Paris Hilton's new show!

Paris' new show (co-starring none other than Sheen's ex Brooke Mueller), The World According To Paris, debuts soon on Oxygen. THG, for one, cannot WAIT.

This promo isn't official (at least we hope not), but might as well be. If anyone on this planet is #WINNING every moment, it's Paris Whitney Hilton ...

Paris Hilton is Winning