Breaking news from the bastion of journalistic integrity, OK Weekly: Jennifer Aniston is having a baby on her own! Again! She must have like nine by now!
Why else would she put her house, with its wide-open floor plan that is SO not family friendly, on the market? “It’s no place to raise a baby,” she confided.
The star is so focused on adopting a baby and her future as a mom that she’s making "enormous sacrifices," according to this 100 percent accurate story:
IT'S A DONE DEAL: Seriously, her house is for sale.
Hilariously, the OK! story says zilch about Jen's actual plans to adopt a baby, focusing instead on her real estate adventures and family-friendly layouts.
Probably a good thing this is BS. Mike Huckabee would be so pissed!
Jennifer Aniston baby stories must absolutely clean up in the celebrity gossip revenue game, because why else would they go back to this well so often?
Seriously, they do it all the time. Some past examples ...