Which is hotter Thing 1 or thing 2? Thats like asking which STD would you like exposed to Syphilis or Genital Warts! If screwing these two is winning please disqualify me, I am not even convinced Natty is a female. He needs to sober up at least long enough to actually realize what he is screwing. With his kind of money he can afford a better quality of skank.

I don't approve of Narcotics abuse, but the brunette is hot.

UUUmmmmmmm....where are these girls parents at! They both look so young! They don't want Charlie they want his $$$$! I mean can't you find someone your own age! Grwo up people!

Ewww. They look trashy and really young too. ick.

Ugh--no thanks, I'll pass. I'd rather not get Charlie Sheen's STDs (or anyone else's) passed on to me. His standards must be really , really low or his perception is seriously impaired by his crack addiction if thus is how he really defines "goddesses"--they look like your average, basic crack-skanks to me.I'd rather... neither one. So nasty. I'm just not that hard up. When I want a real goddess, I have my wife, and no Charlie, you'd never have a chance in hell with her. She does have standards.