Natalie Kenly vs. Bree Olson: Who Would You Rather...

These women don’t judge me. They don’t lead with opinion. They don’t lead with their own needs all the time. They’re honest enough to tell me, ‘Hey, look... park your nonsense. You gotta help me solve this.’ And we solve it. - Charlie Sheen on his "goddesses"

With such profound words about Natalie Kenly and Bree Olson, we know what many readers out there are thinking: I'd love to have sex with these awesome women!

Even if you could, however, Sheen has made it clear that he's winning. You are not. Therefore, you'd like only be able to get your hands (and any other body part) on either Kenly or Olson. Which would you choose? That's the pressing question you can vote on here: