Yes, Mike Huckabee said he was "troubled" by Natalie Portman's pregnancy this week.
And, yes, he accused the Oscar winner of boasting about her unmarried, expecting state; and, yes, he said the actress is setting a "distorted image" for girls across the country.
But the likely 2012 Presidential nominee has an explanation for these seemingly random, misguided allegations: it's the fault of the damn mainstream media!
How dare Natalie Portman glamorize pregnancy by... being pregnant!
"These people should read my book and they would know what I said instead of what some left-wing partisans are attempting to put forth," the politician said in a statement. "I do appreciate the attention to the book as it is sparking interest in it dramatically."
Hey, any way we can help, you hypocritical, pandering, judgmental jackass.