Michaele AND Tareq Salahi, the couple that allegedly crashed the White House and went on to Real Housewives of D.C. quasi-fame, is off to Celebrity Rehab.
Yesterday, we reported that Michael Lohan, Lindsay's dad, will also be in the cast. Are the people this season addicted to fame? Probably more than that.
Dr. Drew will welcome former New York Mets great Dwight Gooden, alleged actress Bai Ling, Jeremy Jackson, who we think was on Baywatch, and more.
Anything to maintain that Z-list level of fame, right guys?
According to reports, Charlie Sheen is also in talks to join the show. Just kidding. Did we fool you? He's way too busy winning to join this ensemble of losers.