Lindsay Lohan Probation Report: What a Disaster!

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The felony grand theft charge is serious stuff, but Lindsay Lohan's track record with her probation is what may really torpedo her bid to stay outta jail.

She's done a really crappy job.

The L.A. County Probation Department report is so bad, it could land her behind bars if she's convicted in the necklace caper, or while awaiting trial.

In Court as Usual

Drafted after Lindsay allegedly stole the $2,500 necklace back in January, the report contains something "shocking" and "devastating" against Lohan.

The info has never been made public, but if it ever comes into play, the judge who uses it to determine sentencing will likely throw the book at her.

The stakes will be high if Lindsay doesn't accept Judge Keith Schwartz' proposed sentence by his March 25 deadline - a modest three months in jail.

That amount could be pared down to a mere 2-3 weeks with good behavior, but so far, Lohan has refused to accept a deal that involves jail, period.

If Lindsay remains steadfast and takes the grand theft case to trial, Judge Stephanie Sautner could take the report into account in two ways:

  1. To determine sentencing if Lindsay is convicted
  2. To remand her into custody while awaiting trial

Therein lies Lindsay's problem.

For acting like a moron who can't refrain from skipping alcohol education classes or tampering with an ankle monitor, she's screwed either way.

She faces a year in jail for just violating her probation, which the judge can determine took place at her sole discretion - no jury trial required.

The short story? Judge Schwartz's offer is the best she's going to get, because with a guilty plea, the probation violation will be a moot point.

THG NOTE: Take the plea bargain, moron.

[Photo: Pacific Coast News]

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Omg r they serious? LINDSAY LOHAN VIOLATED HER PROBATION!!!! THROW HER IN PRISON ALREADY. THIS IS THE PERFECT EXAMPLE HOW THEY TREAT PPLE WITH MONEY DIFFERENT! ANY NORMAL PERSON WOULD OF BEEN HAVIN LUNCH W/ THEIR INMATES BY NOW.

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I can't believe she is like 24 years old, she already looks like she is in her mid 30s; what a loser.
My now 34 year old wife is way younger and better looking and she is so much more classy.

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To Richie Rich, What are you talking about? Sounds to me like YOU are the one who never learned anything in or out of school! You appear illiterate and incoherant! If you know how to use a dictionary you can look up those big words dumbass!

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"and she looks so stupid going to court like its a freaking fashion show!! and we allow it!!!" And, may I ask, what the FUCK do you plan on doing about what a person wears to court? I don't know where you're from, but this is America, not the freaking Middle East. People get to pretty much wear what they want. It's rather stupid to focus on what one wears to court rather than what actually matters. If you're so sick of hearing about the shit she does all the time, STOP talking about it. Morons.

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I wonder if she's sooo looney, she thinks she's playing a part in a movie or something. The way she dressed for court is why she has me wondering this. She dressed like Sharon Stone did in Basic Instinct. This is REAL LIFE Lindsay, not a movie you're playing in. WAKE UP!!!

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SHE THINKS SHE IS HOT POOP ON A SILVER PLATTER BUT SHE IS JUST AN OLD COLD TURD IN A TIN CAN. HER A** WILL END UP IN PRISON AND SHE DESERVE EVERY BIT OF IT. HOPE THE JUDGE GIVES HER 3 YEARS.
THEN SHE RAN A STOP SIGN AFTER HER COURT DATE AND SAYS SHE HAILED THE POLICEMAN TO HAVE THE PAPARAZZI QUIT BOTHERING HER. BS. YOU RAN THE STOP AND YOU GOT A TICKET AND I HOPE IT GOES AGAINST YOUR RECORD AND ADDED ON TO YOUR VIOLATION OF PROBATION. SNARKIE HAG.

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Who cares anymore? Anyone? Her parents are the worst in this world, they did a bang up job on this kid, but she's a big girl now and is capable of making big girl decisions. At least one would think so. Just send her to jail and let's move on, I'm sick of reading/hearing about her antics. Just go away L.

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SHE NEEDS TO BE LOCK UP FOUREVER AND THROW THE KEY AWAY BECAUSE SHE WILL NOT DO WHAT THEY SAY TO HER SO SHE NEEDS TO GO TO JAIL AND PUT AWAY

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Just get her out of our lives!! I'm sick of her!

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Come on .....leave this lady alone and get her helped and stop ruining her career. These blood suckers(media) are most likely responsible for her trouble...she make millions as an actress and they are accusing her of stealing something worth 2500 buck...come on, the jewelry store lucky she is wearing their products. What did she really do...compared to that pedophile Jeffrey Epstein ...

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