Lindsay Lohan has become something of a joke of late.
This is so obvious that you'd think the troubled star would know how to take one, but this is Lindsay Lohan we're talking about. Logic does not apply.
Whether she's suing E*Trade or going off on Glee, LiLo and her camp indignantly bristle at any comedic moment at the walking punchline's expense.
Latest case in point: Miley Cyrus on SNL!
After the above monologue, Lohan fired off an email to Saturday Night Live honcho Lorne Michaels, expressing her disappointment that he allowed it.
Lindsay considered Lorne "a mentor and a father figure" and felt betrayed that he'd actually let Miley Cyrus take shots at her. Get a grip, you tool.
Miles' monologue jingle in question was harmless and self-deprecating:
"I never stole a necklace or got a DUI .. never cheated on wife like that golfer guy," she sang in her ode to Lohan, Tiger Woods and herself, "So what if you can see a little boob from the side ... I'm sorry if I'm not perfect."
So chill out, Lindsay. There are plenty of side boob jokes to go around.