Michael Lohan is checking into rehab.
Of course, it's Michael Lohan, and he doesn't so much as breathe if it doesn't get him some publicity, so he's going to Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew.
The troubled father of Lindsay has already started filming the addiction reality show, which airs on VH1 and has a perfectly mediocre success rate.
Sorry, Jason Davis.
Michael has spent time in rehab previously and did time in prison in the '90s when he was involved in an insider trading/contempt of court scandal.
He and Lindsay Lohan have gone through periods of estrangement, but MiLo has been an outspoken advocate of his daughter and publicity lately.
Here's hoping he gets the help he needs, although that's a tall order. Michael Lohan Jr. is changing his name for a reason. We're just sayin' ...