Kourtney Kardashian made her soap opera debut this week.
Not her acting debut, mind you, because let's face: she reads from a script every week on various E! reality shows.
But Kourtney appeared on One Life to Live yesterday, playing a personal injury attorney (HA!) named Kassandra Kavanaugh (get it?!? Double Ks!) who got arrested with David Fumero's Cristian Vega because they each punched the same dude at the gym.
Check out Kardashian's scenes below, as she utters such lines as “Oh snap. This is getting interesting." If possible, the acting is even more wooden Ray J when he banged Kim Kardashian on camera...