Kim Kardashian: Getting Married?!?!?

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Want an early look at Kim Kardashian's wedding to Kris Humphries? You won't get it in this week's issue of OK!.

Despite proclamations of a KARDSHIAN EXCLUSIVE and a headline that screams KIM'S DREAM WEDDING, juxtaposed over what appears to be a wedding portrait, the following anonymous quote is the extent of this tabloid's in-depth coverage on this imaginary story:

"Kim falls fast and hard, and this time is no exception. Kris makes her laugh, gives her confidence, makes her smile... Plus, with Kris, things are different. He knew what he was getting himself into, and he says that Kim is everything he expected and more.”

Kim Getting Married?!?

We can only imagine what Kris expected. An empty personality, a giant set of breasts and the world's best marketing team?

Expect these two to get engaged about the same time that Kim's single earns a Grammy nomination.

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    noonesbusiness

    Ti none of your business who Kim or anyone else marries.Just shutup because you can not choose anyone's spouse but your own.you are sooo stupid. Lemonseed you are stupid as well who are you to document her love life? You have no right to criticize her it is her life and not yours. You both need to grow up and get over yourselves.Seriously you are judgemental and ignorant.Whether her marriage lasts or not is none of your business either.

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    Ti

    Please dont marry just because your sisters are. What happend to Shengo. Now that is a real man not a boy like this Humphrey. Since you were with him you started to act very cheap and not classy and loose a lot of support from us the public. Marry him. But please do me a favour. E mail me when you write another devorce on your book beacause of bad choice

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    Ti

    Please dont marry just because your sisters are. What happend to Shengo. Now that is a real man not a boy like this Humphrey. Since you were with him you started to act very cheap and not classy and loose a lot of support from us the public. Marry him. But please do me a favour. E mail me when you write another devorce on your book beacause of bad choice

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    hanifah

    so what,at the end of the day,its her life,get over it....kim,dont care what people say,keep your self happy,at the end of the day its your,wish you the best of luck.we love u lotsxx

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    saadiyah

    Kim kardashian is one of the sweetest lady av come across nd her personality is so beautiful..,i wish her nd kris all the happiness in the world:)