Jon Cryer on Conan: I Am a Troll!
by Hilton Hater at .No wonder Jon Cryer wasn't that angry when Charlie Sheen went off on him this week, labeling him as a traitor and a troll. Turns out...
... the actor actually is a troll!
Admitted Cryer on Conan last night: "There's not a lot of tolerance for people like me... To avoid ignorance and bullying, I've had to hide the fact that I'm a troll. You have no idea how much time and money I've spent on electrolysis and hair dye and reconstructive surgery so I can look like this."
Other trolls in Hollywood, according to the sitcom star? Paul Giamatti, Helen Mirren and Andy Richter. But they can take solace in Cryer's comforting words:
"I'm here to tell you: It gets better. Not gay better. But sort of better."
See, don't worry about it, Charlie. No reason to issue an apology. Or even an apol.
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Comments (11 Total)
I love Jon Cryer. He is the best in the show!! he can be funny, classical, simple, cute, sweet...sometimes we feel pity on him...he looks like a baby boy. All mothers, would like to take care of a son like him. Besides all he is an excellent actor. His performance is amazing, perfect. He's got it all. Regina (from Brazil)
jon is a good & funny actor...Charlie ( the REAL TROLL ) Has NO NO Right to spew out crap about Jon or anyone else for that matter,,,,charlie is turning into a complete IDIOT and soon NO ONE will want to see - hear , or read on letter about crack-head Charlie Sheen...........so he best save what money he has, and slow down on the dope & the crack ho's IF he wants to stay out of the gutters and off the streets, like the REAL CRACK HEADS do..in which i might add : a TRUE crackhead..doesn't spew his shit all over for ev1 to see./ they usually are to busy tweeking out.....and looking for their next stone to lay on their pipe ! so CHARLIE...Give us a BREAK - YOU WANNA BE ANYTHING NOW,,.ur nothing now hunny , NOTHING !LOSER LOSER LOSER LOSER LOSER LOSER CHARLIE IS A FRIGGIN CRACKED OUT LOSER NOW
You're a genius Jon. So classy to handle it the way you did. Unfeathered. ha
Jon Cryer will succeed an find another hit show but as for the boy on the show I hope he doesn't have the misfortune that most child celebrities have. Charlie Sheen has either lost it or has serious mental issues, psychiatric issues bedsides Narsicism.
I think Jon Cryer being a great sport about the whole thing maybe he understand his ex co-star mental state isnt where it should be....