Jon Cryer on Conan: I Am a Troll!
No wonder Jon Cryer wasn't that angry when Charlie Sheen went off on him this week, labeling him as a traitor and a troll. Turns out...
... the actor actually is a troll!
Admitted Cryer on Conan last night: "There's not a lot of tolerance for people like me... To avoid ignorance and bullying, I've had to hide the fact that I'm a troll. You have no idea how much time and money I've spent on electrolysis and hair dye and reconstructive surgery so I can look like this."
Other trolls in Hollywood, according to the sitcom star? Paul Giamatti, Helen Mirren and Andy Richter. But they can take solace in Cryer's comforting words:
"I'm here to tell you: It gets better. Not gay better. But sort of better."
See, don't worry about it, Charlie. No reason to issue an apology. Or even an apol.
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April 14th, 2011 11:29 AM
I love Jon Cryer. He is the best in the show!! he can be funny, classical, simple, cute, sweet...sometimes we feel pity on him...he looks like a baby boy. All mothers, would like to take care of a son like him. Besides all he is an excellent actor. His performance is amazing, perfect. He's got it all.
Regina (from Brazil)
March 14th, 2011 1:28 PM
SERIOUSLY Charlie, go *get* ''HELP'', Tiger blood, and i've seen u doing commercials now for making a Salad ( haha) and with a smoke hanging out of your yap to boot ! such class Charlie,, and is this how you prepare your meals for your kids and your live in SLUTS as well.....?
You ( HAD ) a great running show, which MILLIONS of ppl watched, & guess what Honey = *YOU* BLEW IT, yeah, charlie= u screwed it up for ev1 who worked HARD on that show...so YOU actually TOOK the money( their pay-cheques ) out of their hands,...why would you do that to ANYONE, Chrlie - WHY..?YOU 'HAD' A Hit sitcom *& were Making MILLIONS to go to work still buzzed from the nite b4 and yet YOU still pulled it off, so "WHY" on Gods green earth would you SCREW that up for you & ev1 else on that show..? I am baffled by you and your actions, and LISTEN Shit head--I AM """"NOT"""" A *Troll*. so get that out of your cracked out head...........Charlie, its TIME to pull up your stockings and ACT LIKE A ":MAN:
March 14th, 2011 1:16 PM
jon is a good & funny actor...Charlie ( the REAL TROLL ) Has NO NO Right to spew out crap about Jon or anyone else for that matter,,,,charlie is turning into a complete IDIOT and soon NO ONE will want to see - hear , or read on letter about crack-head Charlie Sheen...........so he best save what money he has, and slow down on the dope & the crack ho's IF he wants to stay out of the gutters and off the streets, like the REAL CRACK HEADS do..in which i might add : a TRUE crackhead..doesn't spew his shit all over for ev1 to see./ they usually are to busy tweeking out.....and looking for their next stone to lay on their pipe !
so CHARLIE...Give us a BREAK - YOU WANNA BE ANYTHING NOW,,.ur nothing now hunny , NOTHING !LOSER LOSER LOSER LOSER LOSER LOSER CHARLIE IS A FRIGGIN CRACKED OUT LOSER NOW
March 14th, 2011 12:51 PM
You're a genius Jon. So classy to handle it the way you did. Unfeathered. ha
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March 13th, 2011 12:47 PM
Jon Cryer will succeed an find another hit show but as for the boy on the show I hope he doesn't have the misfortune that most child celebrities have. Charlie Sheen has either lost it or has serious mental issues, psychiatric issues bedsides Narsicism.
March 13th, 2011 10:44 AM
I think Jon Cryer being a great sport about the whole thing maybe he understand his ex co-star mental state isnt where it should be....
March 12th, 2011 10:36 AM
Big Daddy seems like Charlie Sheen!
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March 12th, 2011 8:35 AM
From Jon Cryer this is kinda funny and we all know he is joking. The stuff Charlie Sheen is spewing is not funny and for the sake of his mental health and his children we only wish he was joking. Respect Cryer a lot for not making one single negative comment about his delusional former co-star.
@WisdomOfSheen: LOL!! Like there is any wisdom there!
March 12th, 2011 8:09 AM
I love Jon Cryer. He is hilarious and a true professional. I just watched him a while back in Pretty in Pink and I can't believe how long it's been, and he's still on top. Don't even worry about what Charlie Sheen has to say about you, Jon. Then again, I'm sure you don't.
March 11th, 2011 10:50 PM
Jon Cryer...._Pfffttt....he cant even convincingly portray a heterosexual man on camera, not mention anything else. Most replaceable and forgettable actor on all of tv. Ever.