Chuck Norris flawlessly completed the obstacle course on wipe out. The only person who got wet was the lady commenting. When Chuck Norris farts in a crowded elevator, everyone thanks him. During the final moments of a plane crash, A woman jumps out of her seat and says "who's man enough on this plane to make me feel like a woman? I want to feel like a woman before i die!" Just then Chuck Norris stands up, rips his shirt off and says "Here, iorn this." Then he proceeded to sit down and go back to sleep. Chuck Norris can't smoke weed because it's IMPOSSIBLE for him to take a hit. Every piece of furniture in Chuck Norris's house is a TOTAL GYM When Chuck Norris was in grade school, He used to place "Kick Me" signs on his own back in hope that someone would take the bait. Happy birthday big guy, love ya

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I want to wish you a belated Happy Birthday and to say i always enjoyed you show Walker Texas Ranger i was upset when it went of the air

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