Chuck Norris Facts: It's His Birthday Today!

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Move over, Jon Hamm, Olivia Wilde and Carrie Underwood.

You're lucky that martial artist, actor, rugged tough guy and true American hero Chuck Norris, who turns 71 today, allowed you to be born March 10 as well.

Despite starring on Walker: Texas Ranger and compiling dozens of other TV and film credits, Norris' contribution to the Internet may be even more significant.

In 2005, a phenomenon known as the Chuck Norris Facts first surfaced. These feats attributable to Norris and Norris alone will forever cement his greatness:

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Some little-known, irrefutable facts about Chuck Norris include ...

- Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

- Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.

- Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life there.

- Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

- If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

- When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he's not pushing himself up. He's pushing the Earth down.

- Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

- Chuck Norris is considering filing a lawsuit against NBC, claiming Law and Order are the trademarked names of his left and right legs.

- The Bermuda Triangle used to be known as the Bermuda Square until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked one of the corners in.

- Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

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happy brithday to a fan i would like to meet

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Happy Birthday Chuck Norris, you are the man!!!

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happy bithday chuck from lou and greg from nova scotia canada.

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I thought you'd like to know that you brought me back to my religion with your message from Lee Atwater (sp?). It's from Isiah and continues with "I will not be afraid". Powerful.
Thanks, Sue

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Happy Brithday chuck you are a big fan of you

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Chuck Norris flawlessly completed the obstacle course on wipe out. The only person who got wet was the lady commenting. When Chuck Norris farts in a crowded elevator, everyone thanks him. During the final moments of a plane crash, A woman jumps out of her seat and says "who's man enough on this plane to make me feel like a woman? I want to feel like a woman before i die!" Just then Chuck Norris stands up, rips his shirt off and says "Here, iorn this." Then he proceeded to sit down and go back to sleep. Chuck Norris can't smoke weed because it's IMPOSSIBLE for him to take a hit. Every piece of furniture in Chuck Norris's house is a TOTAL GYM When Chuck Norris was in grade school, He used to place "Kick Me" signs on his own back in hope that someone would take the bait. Happy birthday big guy, love ya

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happy birthday Chuck from croatia wushu and taekwondo coach Nikolas www.helistaichi.hr

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it is with great pleasure and honor that i wish Chuck Norris a happy Birthday. Nikolas Maricic - Wolf , made croatia full member of IWUF wushu, qigong taekwondo croatia

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I want to wish you a belated Happy Birthday and to say i always enjoyed you show Walker Texas Ranger i was upset when it went of the air

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sorry but i do need to talk about my husbad needs help he can,t stand or walk pleases email me chuck norris