His name is not Charlie, it's Carlos

Lock him up and get him committed. Any concerned citizen in his area can do it under mental health law, celebrity or not.

Sheen's absolutely nuts but these quotes are so damn funny!

Omg he plays himself on tv hell his characters name is even charlie big effort there he got lucky to be born a sheen thats luck not talent

I'm tired of pretending I'm not special. I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars. People can't figure me out. They can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain. You got me to a T Charlie!