Charlie Sheen: Fired from Two and a Half Men!

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With each day bringing a piece of Charlie Sheen news that's crazier than the last, Warners Brothers has finally made it official: the actor has been fired from Two and a Half Men.

Just moments ago, the company issued the following statement: "After careful consideration, Warner Bros. Television has terminated Charlie Sheen's services on 'Two and a Half Men,' effective immediately."

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Over the last several weeks, Sheen has taken shots at creator Chuck Lorre, demanded a raise to $3 million per episode, paraded live-in porn stars around to various interviews, referred to fans as "trolls" and "losers" and started his own talk show on the Web that can only be described as... disturbing.

He continues to win, however. So at least he has that going for him.

Will Two and a Half Men go on without its star? No decision has been made. But expect the next rambling batch of Charlie Sheen quotes to be unleashed in 3... 2... 1...

Update: Yup. There they are. Sheen has responded by saying: This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of their bazillions, never have to look at whatshiscock again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension.

UPDATE: TMZ has obtained the 11-page letter that outlines the basis for this decision. In it, Warner Bros. cites the Plaza Hotel incident, refers to Sheen's "felony offense" and "moral turpitude" and writes: "Your client has been engaged in dangerously self-destructive conduct and appears to be very ill."

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I just think sometimes people have meltdowns and shouldn't be demonized for it. Afterall, Charlie gave more people a good laugh they hadn't had in a long time..with gas prices rising at the pumps, salaries and jobs lowered or gone for some folks, the wars overseas, ect.!!

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Sheen is done, I do love the other actors, who don't seem to feel entitled to stardom, blah blah blah. Sick of Sheen and his antics, I hope he's replaced with someone decent. Soo sad.

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I am wayyy Sheened-out. The guy has a habit of making selfish bad choices and gets famous for doing it. C'mon people. He has kids whose needs, wants and desires should take priority over his own in his mind, yet they don't. And some of you admire him? Shows those who do that have no clue and as little class as he does.

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Fuck yeah!! Finally is all I have to say. I would love to see the tv rating for that show because I am sure it is a nice down ward spiral like his life.
I use to love this show but stoped after his issues came to light. I am sure I am not the only one.

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Not surprised at all Charlie Sheen has been getting away with appalling behaviour for way to long. It’s about time people stopped saying yes to celebs all the time, get your act together man.

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Good riddance to this annoying fool.

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How about a buy one get one free shrink deal for Charlie and Lindsay?

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He and his rants are irrelevant now - just turn him off.

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I really hope Charlie gets it together. He has been given a few chances to straighten up, hopefully he gets it together before it's too late.

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His brain is so fried from doing drugs that his chances of survival in the ling run are null.He should make provisions that his families are well taken care before he bits the dust.

Charlie Sheen Quotes

Sean Penn, Mel Gibson, Colin Farrell. They didn't give me any advice. Within that there's great advice. There's just love. Just seeing what's up.

Charlie Sheen

All these words just sound cool together. They come from my grand wizard master.

Charlie Sheen