Who needs terrible sitcom writing? Charlie Sheen is set to prove that being a crazed Vatican assassin/warlock is just as lucrative as reciting obvious, trite jokes on a weekly basis.
TMZ has learned that the actor will make $7 million off 21 tour dates over the next few weeks, as he'll receive 85% of the profits from all show, good for a total of $250,000 - $275,000 per day.
Sheen will also rake in funds for merchandising and after-parties.
Sources say the act will last for an hour and 15 minutes and be comprised of nothing but Sheen in a chair, riffing and making jokes. When might you be able to give your hard-earned money to this raving loon? We've posted a few tour dates HERE and have added new ones below.April 14
Atlantic City, NJ
DAR Constitution Hall
Tampa Bay, FL
St. Pete Times Union
Ft. Lauderdale, FL