Charlie Sheen: Financially WINNING!

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Who needs terrible sitcom writing? Charlie Sheen is set to prove that being a crazed Vatican assassin/warlock is just as lucrative as reciting obvious, trite jokes on a weekly basis.

TMZ has learned that the actor will make $7 million off 21 tour dates over the next few weeks, as he'll receive 85% of the profits from all show, good for a total of $250,000 - $275,000 per day.

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Sheen will also rake in funds for merchandising and after-parties.

Sources say the act will last for an hour and 15 minutes and be comprised of nothing but Sheen in a chair, riffing and making jokes. When might you be able to give your hard-earned money to this raving loon? We've posted a few tour dates HERE and have added new ones below.

April 14
Toronto, ON
Massey Hall

April 16
Atlantic City, NJ
Taj Mahal

April 19
Washington, DC
DAR Constitution Hall

April 21
Atlanta, GA
Fox Theater

April 22
Tampa Bay, FL
St. Pete Times Union

April 23
Ft. Lauderdale, FL
BankAtlantic Center

April 26
Houston, TX
Verizon Wireless

April 27
Dallas, TX


Charlie Sheen Biography

What a Nut Job
Charlie Sheen was best known for a handful of movie roles and then for Two and a Half Men... and then he pretty much went crazy in the... More »
Full Name
Carlos Irwin Estevez

Charlie Sheen Quotes

Sean Penn, Mel Gibson, Colin Farrell. They didn't give me any advice. Within that there's great advice. There's just love. Just seeing what's up.

Charlie Sheen

All these words just sound cool together. They come from my grand wizard master.

Charlie Sheen