Brooke Mueller Files Restraining Order Against Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen may be granting time to every media outlet in the country (Chuck, call us!), but there's one person the crazed actor won't be speaking to:

Brooke Mueller. She has been granted a restraining order, TMZ reports. Los Angeles Superior Court has banned the star from going within 100 yards away of his ex-wife. He also cannot have any contact with her.

Why the sudden filing, considering Mueller was just on vacation with Sheen, Bree Olson and Natalie Kenley in the Bahamas? She claims the drug aficionado threatened her several times over the past couple days.

Sheen isn't too broken up about the news, telling the site: "Great.  I was already planning on staying 100 parsecs away from her."  (A parsec translates to 3.26 light years.)