TomKat: Torn Apart By the FBI!
by Free Britney at .Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are being torn apart, according to a new tabloid report. But it's not a third party or an emotional rift wreaking havoc ... it's the FBI!
Presumably, Star magazine is referring to Tom's slave labor Scientology bus or what have you. It's impossible to guess how the feds would actually be involved.
All we can tell you is that it must be a slow week in celebrity gossip, because even if nonsense like this were true, is TomKat even on people's radar at this point?
SHOCKING! Look at that photo of federal agents compiling evidence. Eerie! Likely from an unrelated crime scene 700 miles away, but still ... such powerful imagery.
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Comments (11 Total)
Louanne is a Scientology Office of Special Affairs internet "handler", as if it wasn't totally obvious.
Louanne take some time off, take your camera go snap some pictures! the before the snow melts! have a couple of cocktails loosen up, take a drive in the countryside-of course NOT after a few drinks! don't drink and drive! go out on a long long walk.get some much needed exercise! the world will still be here tomorrow.
Louanne, send me your mailing address and I'll send you a Get Well Soon card. Living in complete denial can't be doing you any good...
Louanne (I won't use your real name but your art isn't all that bad), why are you still doing this? I stopped months ago when I started reading the articles and asking questions. Of course I was found out in a sec check and I am no longer in OSA, in fact I am hiding out so as to avoid being re-claimed and sent to the RPF (prison camp). I can't stop reading now. I am no longer willing to lie for these people and try to trick others online. I think everyone including James Lightfoot have stopped roboposting on articles. Louanne, I beg you, go read the whole NTP article and really begin to question your heart. I stopped being OSAs slave and so can you. You don't have to go down with the ship.
Well if theres no truth in this why is Louanne Lee on here check out every single internet report and yes Louanne Lee is there OSA really pulling the stops out here Louanne hows tommy is he nervous