THG Week in Review: February 12-18, 2011

Welcome to THG's Week in Review! Below, our staff takes a look back at the stories, stars and scandals that made this week one of the year's most memorable.

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• Billy Ray Cyrus believes Miley is under attack by Satan. He really said this.
• Miley is livid, supposedly, over the remarks. No comment yet from Satan.
• Lara Logan of CBS News was sexually assaulted on assignment in Egypt.
• Did Frankie Muniz put a gun to his head and then hit his girlfriend?
• Lindsay Lohan was booked by an impostor on the Late Show ...
• ... and received some hilarious advice from Charlie Sheen.
• Is Steve Jobs in dire straits physically?

Lady Gaga - Born This Way (Grammy Awards)

• Lady Gaga released, then performed "Born This Way" at the Grammys.
• Eminem and Rihanna, with an assist from Dr. Dre, performed as well.
• Justin Bieber made headlines for some comments on sex and abortion.
• Some Bieliebers made headlines by threatening Esperanza Spalding.
• She beat him for a place among the 2011 Grammy winners.
• Biebs also went bald.

Britney Spears - Hold It Against Me (Official Video)

• Britney Spears' music video for "Hold It Against Me" was just released.
• New information on Michael Jackson's last days has been uncovered.
• Natalie Munroe, a high school English teacher, was suspended for this.
• As reality TV goes, The Bachelor swimsuit issue date was all-time.
• American Idol is in full swing and narrowing the talented field.
• It was another wild, disgusting week on the Jersey Shore.
• The 5 Browns patriarch got popped for sexual assault.
• Michael Vick called an audible and bailed on Oprah.
• Vanessa Hudgens got some new ink.

• Jessica Alba is pregnant again, expecting baby #2 with hubby Cash.
• Kacey Jordan is pregnant too! Or at least she was. It's unclear.
• Melissa Rycroft and Tye Strickland welcomed their first child.
• Rod Stewart welcomed his eighth. A lot of Rod to go around.
• Someone agreed to marry Angelina Pivarnick. Maybe for show.
• Guess who's in the Royal Wedding party? Hint: It's obvious.
• Kelsey Grammer's daughter Spencer Grammer got married.
• Will Kourtney and Scott get fake-engaged for a spinoff?
• Might Taylor Swift and Adam Young have a connection?
• Chelsea Clinton and Marc Mezvinsky are still together.