... of milkshakes, that is. Welcome to THG's Caption Contest!
He's got a ways to go to match the fame of our previous contest subjects Lady Gaga and Willow Smith, but Ted Williams has earned his Z-list status.
How far the Homeless Man with the Golden Voice has come. One day, panhandling in Ohio. The next, doling out treats at Millions of Milkshakes.
What's he thinking or saying here? Just think up your best caption(s), leave them as comment below and win! We'll announce a winner Monday!