THG Caption Contest: Ted Williams Makes Millions ...

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... of milkshakes, that is. Welcome to THG's Caption Contest!

He's got a ways to go to match the fame of our previous contest subjects Lady Gaga and Willow Smith, but Ted Williams has earned his Z-list status.

How far the Homeless Man with the Golden Voice has come. One day, panhandling in Ohio. The next, doling out treats at Millions of Milkshakes.

What's he thinking or saying here? Just think up your best caption(s), leave them as comment below and win! We'll announce a winner Monday!

Ted Williams at Millions of Milkshakes
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I'm not smiling until someone gives me a cookie!!

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Wow, people are actually buying this?
America IS really the land of opportunity, there's a sucker born every minute!!

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I went from walking around in the cold looking for a handout, to handing out cold milkshakes in a warm place.

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In just a month, I went from holding a sign that said Homeless, to
wearing an apron that says Millions.

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Wow !!! The last time my hands were this cold and I made this much money, I was holding a sign that said: Bet you can't hit me with a quarter!!!

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This is my golden chance to give back to the community!!

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Needs more Gin and cocaine.

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Thumbs up for making millions!

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'They PROMISED me that SNOOKI would be here dammit!!'

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"It took going on Dr. Phil, Rehab and semi-fame to get a job slinging milkhakes? No wonder so many people are out of work!"

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