The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion, Part II: Kim's Drinking, Camille's Craziness Revisited

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After an emotional reunion special, the sun has set on our beloved Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and Andy Cohen is simply bananas over his new golden geese.

Kyle and Kim's season finale fight was relived, Camille displayed her true (borderline insane) colors again and Lisa and Adrienne cemented their fan-favorite status.

How did the women leave things as we begin the long hiatus before Season 2? Our RHOBH critic brings you up to speed on everything that went down right here:

I like (okay, loved) Lisa, Taylor, Kyle, Kim, Adrienne and even Camille. I just want to draw hearts all over Lisa Vanderpump's face. Part One of the Reunion Special was a bit of a bitch-fest compared to last night's conclusion.

We had to beat a dead horse with Kyle and Camille for a sizable chunk of the episode, but after that we moved on to more interesting topics. Such as, you ask?

Cedric's attempt to extort Lisa and Ken for goodness-knows-what, followed by a "where is he now" segment. What a cad. He-who-takes-acting classes and can't be bothered to button his shirt during an interview has the audacity to speak ill of Lisa Vanderpump.

How dare you, Cedric?

You describe your day-to-day life with Lisa as if it's you who's put out. You were the one who shacked up at their house for free! You were the one taking handouts (and a visa, no less) all the while sharpening your teeth to bite the hands that so generously feeds you.

Shame on you, silly man. We know you're quite broken from a very traumatic childhood, but these people are your friends. And as friends they are setting boundaries and being crystal clear about their expectations. Lisa never tried to abandon you.

She tried to help you grow up. And give Ken back his luggage. 

What to discuss next? So much happened last night. There were points in the episode that I did feel Kyle was being a bit of a bully. I know! I know! Camille is slightly crackers and deserves much of what she got, but Kyle has a tendency to discredit EVERYTHING that comes out of Camille's mouth.

Is anyone with me? Lisa sure isn't, but Kim took a veeeeeeery pregnant pause when Andy Cohen asked her if Kyle was a bully. 

Then things got tough. We had to sit through Kim and Kyle's season finale fight. It was so hard to watch, especially hearing crazy things come out of Kim's mouth (again) like "You stole my Goddamn house!" and "You drink all day!"

It was unsettling and unpleasant and shouldn't have been aired. But, here we are talking about it. I was a little weepy myself when Kim and Kyle sat next to each other, because it was clear so much damage had been done to their relationship.

Andy Cohen tried his best to get Kim to talk about that night, but she refused and that was the right thing to do. In the past, idiot housewives would have been happy to share such "hardships" with Andy, but this seems like a serious enough issue that it's best that we not know all the details. Not to mention it's none of our business.

All in all, I walked away from this franchise really liking the ladies of Beverly Hills. Adrienne and Lisa are tied for first, but I can't rank the rest of them. They're all neck-in-lifted-neck for second and third. I could probably put Taylor at the bottom and let the other three duke it out.

So Much To Discuss Instead Of Printing Out Those TPS Reports

  • Camille's New York press tour might have cleaned up her image a bit. She handled herself well against the likes of Barbara Walters and Joy Behar. I didn't shake my fists at her once, which means it was a success.
  • Who is paying for Cedric's acting classes?
  • Hello to the Househusbands!  Mauricio, you're looking delicious. Ken, the teeth look great and I'm dazzled by your diamond man-brooch. Russell, you're still looking drippy. Paul, how is your nose? 
  • Adrienne got a pre-nup and she's not afraid to show it. Smart girl.
  • Kim's stone face was totally edited to be shown when Russell said "I don't have the energy for a twenty year old."
  • FINALLY. Non-husband Nick was addressed. You're good for few things, Andy Cohen, and this was one of them. Kissing your friend's hubby on the lips, then making an "O" face is not appropriate. Don't kiss them on the lips at all. Stick to shaking hands if you find the lips difficult to resist.
  • "You started the fight!" Cohen's right, Taylor. You started the season finale fight. Then you went to Mexico with The Drip.
  • Yes, Kyle did ask for it when crazy Alison the medium shattered the illusion of her happy life. But then it seems the electronic-cigarette picked up a bad signal and read Camille's life instead. You might want to fix those signals, medium.
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Lisa is ''Hollywood''beautiful,caring ,compassionate and generous.I do like her very much.
Adrienne the peacemaker....i like that.
Kyle the ''BULLY''....who she think she is?She's like a cold towel left in the freeze for 2 long.
Kim....you are a doll....a good mom to your kids...compassionate ,caring,good nature and smart.Take care of yourself....and stay away from''FLOUNDER LIPS".
Taylor she's the worst of them all...she enjoys creating chaos between the 2 sisters....WHATS WRONG WITH YOU???
I see that you are a very unahappy woman....

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Kyle is VILE. She is still trying to play the MARTYR regarding Kim. The beotche tried to physically assault Kim in the Limo after calling her "insane" about 5 times then viciously outed her on national TV. Kyle seems like a lush, herself. Kyle is a nasty, vicious, angry, violent person who is a threat to Kim's sanity, emotional health and sobriety. Kim was exploited as a child...and the money she earned, and the houses and cars were left to KYLE when that demented stage mother died. Where is all of Kim's money?? She was also married to a billionaire! Kyle and Mauricio are shady snakes slithering through the bowels of BH...then they gorge themselves with the money Mauricio makes off of his commissions from Kyle's "Friends"...Lisa, hello???? By the way, Vile Kyle, "wonderful" job taking care of Kim, as your deranged mother implored of you on her death bed, you douchebag.

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UGH. What is wrong with Kyle? she NEVER apologized to her sister, and when Camille said "Kyle, I am so sorry" Kyle said NOTHING. This woman have never uttered the words "I am sorry". And it was VERY telling that Kim said "You are very much like our mother" to Kyle - can you IMAGINE what that mother was like???? Poor Kim, and Kyle saying "I was a child actress as well" - really? that is like saying Alec baldwin and any of his brothers are all in the same acting stratosphere. good one Kyle. Poor Mauricio, he is so lovely, and kyle is soooooo common.

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Kim is lovely. And I certainly don't think Camille looked "borderline Insane (Kyle the Vile's fav word)" AT ALL. She stood up to Kyle...finally. Kyle is a bully..the worst kind and she finds stupid, dopey,shallow desperados to join her wolf pack and prey on an devour those she finds weak,or who's she is jealous of, or threatened by. Trailer Taylor and Lisa are pathetic..vying for stupid Kyle's attention. Taylor STARTED EVERY RIDICULOUS FIGHT and then threatens Kim to "tread softly" and "not to involve her". What an a-hole. All Traylor needs are some bolts in her neck, and she'd be a dead ringer for Mrs. Frankenstein.

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Again...HELLO?....Trailer Taylor and Swarmy Mauricio KISSED ON THE LIPS...roll back the tape!!!! Duh, Kyle. Oh, and by the way, Mauricio would not be getting x rated emails from women if he wasn't so lecherous...leering at every woman around...taking off his shirt (crreeepy..ugh) at the stupid White BDay party and slithering around doing his cheesy, erotic dance moves. He creeps me out...so does Kyle. They mooch off the rich people and Mauricio wouldn't have looked twice at Kyle if she wasn't connected to the Hiltons..they own his realty company!!! His commission pays for loser Kyle's America Express Bill. WE LOVE YOU KIM!!!!!

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Lisa deserves what she got from Cedric. She thought that he would be another one of her "toys" (like bald, retarded Giggy)that she could "play" with, keep her company, feed her insatiable ego, leer at sexually in safe way, etc,etc. She is so arrogant that she couldn't believe that someone (an obvious sleazy conman) would "use" her since in her eyes,she is so wonderful and exciting. Lisa is a fool...a pretentious, affected, gaudy, nouveau riche, tacky fool. And the way she worships Vile Kyle is SOOOO pathetic. If a normal woman saw the way Kyle treated her sister once...she would never want to be around her.

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We must remember that they taped this reunion, I believe one of them said for 8+ hours, and we only were able to see 2.5 hours of it. I am hoping that somone called Taylor out on her mess. By the way, she looked absolutely crazy with those eyelashes. Lisa is very protective of Kyle (as she was with Cedric) and its making her blinded to what she does. Each time Andy asked Lisa a question about Cedric, Kyle interrupted and answered. I am glad Camille finally stood up to Kyle. Normally she sits there and takes it, and is real soft spoken but through this reunion she finally stood up. Kyle had the audacity to tell Camille to own up to some of the things she did, Is that the pot calling the kettle black? This has got to be so hard for Mauricio to watch. His wife does need help

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You wrote, "I was a little weepy myself when Kim and Kyle sat next to each other, because it was clear so much damage had been done to their relationship." I was disgusted ... did you notice that Kyle placed a pillow between herself and Kim? Did you notice that Kim said "I love you" and Kyle did not? Did you notice that when Kim went to give Kyle a hug, Kyle gave Kim her cheek? Did you notice that it did not take long for Kyle to leave her sister and return to the safety of her blindly loyal gal pals Lisa and Taylor?
As I type this a blizzard is raging outside, but it's like a summer heat wave compaired to ice queen that is Kyle Richards.

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