Snooki Crushes on George W. Bush

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Nicole Polizzi is not known for her discerning tastes. Sexually, she'll get with almost anyone/thing. Last night on Jersey Shore, JWoww gave Snooki a "boner."

To that end, at the Washington Auto Show this week, Snook was asked if President Barack Obama or predecessor George W. Bush was cuter. Her response:

"I thought George Bush was pretty cute... for an old man."

NICOLE DIGS BUSH: Funny, Snooki normally prefers juiceheads over airheads.

Too bad Dubya's married. These two might actually work as a couple. Both oppose Obama's tanning tax, and neither one of them can balance a checkbook.

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My sister said the same thing that he is cute for a old guy wierd.

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Hmm I've always wondered what a monkey/oompa loompa hybrid would look like! Seriously though- bush... Rugged? What r u smoking? They should have added george bush on conan o'brien's "if they mated" & put if dopey knocked up a chimp!

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I agree w/ Snooks on this one. I always thought "W" was physically attractive. He's a rugged outdoorsy kinda guy & I like it. To each their own.

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I HAVE A CRUSH ON GEORGE BUSH BITCH...HE IS MINE.....SNOOKIE....BITCH....I ALSO HAVE A CRUSH ON SEAN HANNITY....DOES SNOOKIE WANT TO SCREW HIM TOO....HEY SNOOKIE....I USED TO HAVE A CRUSH ON MARTY KUDELKA....YOU CAN HAVE HIM....STAY AWAY FROM GEORGE AND SEAN....THEY ARE MINE....BITCH

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WHERE IN GOD NAME DID SNOOKIE/SNOOTIE COME FROM AND WHAT DOES SHE DO? OH MY GOODNESS SHE GETS ARRESTED FOR ANNOYING PEOPLE. WHAT ELSE? AND SHE ALWAYS HAS THAT STRANGE LOOK ON HER FACE AND WHEN SHE SUPPOSEDLY POSES SHE HAS THAT LEFT LEG COCKED STUPID.
TOU AND LILO WOULD MAKE A GOOD PAIR.

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Eeewww!!!hes not evn cute....for an old man!!!!

Vampfreak101

Eeewww!!!@hes not evn cute....for an old man!!!!

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And, if you asked W. why the oceans taste salty, his reply would be: "The oceans taste salty because... because... because they are full of salt water"

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