Kim Kardashian in Harper's Bazaar: Actually Clothed!

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Kim Kardashian is featured in the latest issue of Harper's Bazaar, and, incredibly, she's NOT naked or hypocritical this time around.

She's just annoying.

Harper's Bazaar Cover
Kim... Klothed?
A New Pose

Dressed like Cleopatra, for reasons that will remain forever unclear, the professional star once again talks about her weight, telling the publication:

"I'm on a diet. I need to be. I love to eat, Kit Kats or cookies-and-cream ice cream. I need sugar like five times a day."

If that's the case, how does Kim remain so svelte? Easy. She spends a lot of time on the toilet.


Kim Kardashian Biography

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Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]