Kim Kardashian in Harper's Bazaar: Actually Clothed!

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Kim Kardashian is featured in the latest issue of Harper's Bazaar, and, incredibly, she's NOT naked or hypocritical this time around.

She's just annoying.

Harper's Bazaar Cover
  • Kim... Klothed?
  • A New Pose

Dressed like Cleopatra, for reasons that will remain forever unclear, the professional star once again talks about her weight, telling the publication:

"I'm on a diet. I need to be. I love to eat, Kit Kats or cookies-and-cream ice cream. I need sugar like five times a day."

If that's the case, how does Kim remain so svelte? Easy. She spends a lot of time on the toilet.

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She looks gorgeous! People don't realize how tiny she is & all of that sugar can & will make her blow up. Just wait to see when she has a kid...anyway I think she is beautiful to look at "only"

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LOL WV Peach!! That was too funny!! Yea I know what you mean about her voice! It's like she's trying to be cute and sexy but it sounds like a squeaky kids voice instead. God can you imagine what she would sound like in bed trying to be sexy UUGGG. It's no wonder guys like her so much, they have seen her nude pics and sex video. But again it just might be the biggest turn-off ever!!

Wv-peach

@Monkey......I know I shouldn't be so snarky, but I am really tired of her. BTW, who else can't stand that Smurfette voice she uses? I bet she really sounds like a big hairy-back dude. No bueno! :-(

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Oh come on WV Peach, you think she can read? Now that's funny!

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she looks amazing.

Wv-peach

She males me think of an old Dr. Seuss book: Marvin K Mooney will you please go now. She should read and heed it.

Vampfreak101

@BONER
hahaha!!!!TRUE

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LMFAO BONER!! Cleopatra? Really??? Please you wish biotch!

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shocked that she is clothed

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Something tells me that even Kim's toilet finds her to be annoying.