Kim Kardashian in Harper's Bazaar: Actually Clothed!

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Kim Kardashian is featured in the latest issue of Harper's Bazaar, and, incredibly, she's NOT naked or hypocritical this time around.

She's just annoying.

Harper's Bazaar Cover
Kim... Klothed?
A New Pose

Dressed like Cleopatra, for reasons that will remain forever unclear, the professional star once again talks about her weight, telling the publication:

"I'm on a diet. I need to be. I love to eat, Kit Kats or cookies-and-cream ice cream. I need sugar like five times a day."

If that's the case, how does Kim remain so svelte? Easy. She spends a lot of time on the toilet.

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Kim Kardashian Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian