Kacey Jordan to Charlie Sheen: I'm Pregnant!

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Charlie Sheen just got the dreaded text message from Kacey Jordan.

One of his most notorious playthings says she is pregnant - hey, he always wanted a "porn family" - but luckily for Charlie, she does NOT think it's his.

Not that he's going to be on the hook either way. She's "taking care of it" ASAP.

The awkward text message Kacey sent him yesterday afternoon appears here:

Pregnant

After dropping the p-bomb, Kacey continued, "I don't believe it's yours, but I'm going to Oregon to take care of the situation." We're sure he feels relieved.

As for why Kacey Jordan thinks Charlie is in the clear? He used protection, BUT Kacey says both of them were so out of it she's not positive it did the trick.

These things happen during 72-hour cocaine benders. Don't you hate that?

According to sources, Kacey, who already aborted K-Fed's baby in the past, plans to terminate the pregnancy soon, and never heard back from Charlie.

Probably for the best. These two really don't need to be procreating.

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A women has a right to do what she wants with her body! You guys are just saying this crap because you dont like her and want to put her in the most negative light possible. Get over your selves. Would you like people telling you what to do with yourself?

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Until a baby can survive outside the mother with no help it is no more another living person than your pinky finger. I have no problems with terminating pregnancies before that point, and I'm certainly glad this poor baby won't come into the world in these circumstances.

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@pak31
i kno...its selfish and disgusting how someone can just throw away a life barely starting for someone new....what if that happened to her when she was like that....i dont think she would like it bcz they have feelings too.....
i found this in the internet
STOP ABORTION!!! Kill sluts!

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Hasn't this girl already admitted to haveing several abortions already? That is disgusting to create a life several times and have no qualms what so ever about going and terminating it. What a pig.

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