Kacey Jordan on Charlie Sheen Intercourse: An Okay "Ordeal"

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Forget being a Two and a Half Men man. Kacey Jordan now makes it clear: Charlie Sheen is a two and a half minute man!

For the second time in a few days, the busty porn star has opened up about her night of drugs and sex with the supposedly rehabbing sitcom star.

"It was okay," Jordan told E! News. "It didn't last very long... Because he was so f-cked up."

Saying Sheen made numerous "excuses" for his performance, Jordan described the intercourse as "a three-minute ordeal."

"After sex we just sat in bed and he held on to me," she added. "He was sloppy but still functioning, [he] wouldn't stop kissing my feet. He promised me he'd get me a Bentley."

Instead, she had to settle for a $30,000 check.

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She is what she is, but she's sounds a lot more together than Sheen.

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With all that coke on-board, he should've gone for hours!

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OK... who is the bigger dumb-ass: Sheen for promissing a Bently or Jordan for actually believing it??? I'm sure there are a few USED Bentlys in LA one could buy for 30K ... SO, SUCK IT UP WOMAN!!!

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Sean Penn, Mel Gibson, Colin Farrell. They didn't give me any advice. Within that there's great advice. There's just love. Just seeing what's up.

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All these words just sound cool together. They come from my grand wizard master.

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