Kacey Jordan on Charlie Sheen Intercourse: An Okay "Ordeal"
by Hilton Hater at .Forget being a Two and a Half Men man. Kacey Jordan now makes it clear: Charlie Sheen is a two and a half minute man!
For the second time in a few days, the busty porn star has opened up about her night of drugs and sex with the supposedly rehabbing sitcom star.
"It was okay," Jordan told E! News. "It didn't last very long... Because he was so f-cked up."
Saying Sheen made numerous "excuses" for his performance, Jordan described the intercourse as "a three-minute ordeal."
"After sex we just sat in bed and he held on to me," she added. "He was sloppy but still functioning, [he] wouldn't stop kissing my feet. He promised me he'd get me a Bentley."
Instead, she had to settle for a $30,000 check.
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Comments (13 Total)
OMG that was funny!!
It's probably distracting to a guy when something is oinking into his ear.
If everyone would quit listening to what the white trash whore is saying. Why would anyone care what she says? The nasty slut took 30K from this obviously troubled man and is now flaunting that fact! It is disgusting that this country and its people lend credence to this loser. Charlie Sheen has some issues, yes. But this kind of talk is just appalling. And the fact anyone is listening is even sadder. I hope Mr Sheen gets the help he needs. He is a talented actor...and that should be enough information for his public. Good Luck, Mr Sheen.
once trash,, always trash
Most drunks are bad lovers.