Jennifer Love Hewitt to Robert Pattinson: OMG! Bite Me!
by Hilton Hater at .Jennifer Love Hewitt has taken time out of her engagement ring shopping to express her undying devotion to Robert Pattinson.
"I love him," the actress told Access Hollywood this week, prior to delving into a story that left her heartbroken:
“I actually waited in line to take a picture with him after the very first premiere for like an hour and 15 minutes and as I got up to take my picture, they were like, ‘Rob are you tired?’ and he’s like, ‘Yes,’ and he left. And I was standing there like, ‘Are you kidding me?’ Forty women from Milwaukee got their photo, but not me.”
In response to Hewitt's feelings for Pattinson, Billy Bush tells her in the interview above that she can cover the Breaking Dawn red carpet for his show. JLH's reaction?
“Are you kidding? Are you kidding? Really? Shut up! Are you kidding? Oh my God! It’s like getting a rose on The Bachelor right now, this is amazing. Oh my gosh, I’m gonna get teeth. I’m gonna wear teeth, I’m gonna be like ‘Bite me!’
"I’m gonna get him to sit on my lap. That’s what I’m gonna do. I’m gonna be like, ‘Tell me everything, please sit.’ I am so excited!”
Wait... Hewitt's reaction to joyful news is to compare herself to a contestant on The Bachelor?!? She may have a few issues.
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Comments (11 Total)
um i really dont know i think she is to obsessed and i dont just to obsessed
He snubbed her probably because all that gushing makes him uncomfortable....
She is so cute. I like her. She is funny too. I think she looks really cute with her new man. Good for her. And yes she compared that to the bachelor because the woman love getting the rose, that is so big for them and this would be big her jennifer.
I think she sucks poor Rob. She sucks as an actress and her personalty is so fake. Why Rob want dog food when he can have prime.
He could do worse than have Jennifer Love Hewitt obsessed with him.