Heidi Montag to The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Cast Me!

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Former Hills star Heidi Montag wants a role on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Easy to see why. They're rich and famous right now, she's neither.

Despite the fact that there's not a chance in hell it will ever happen, Heidi is actively pursuing joining Camille, Lisa, Kyle and their wealthy counterparts.

“We would move to Beverly Hills in a heartbeat. We'd be so psyched if this happened,” said her better half and fellow Hills star turned bad musician.

Damaged Goods

MAYBE 15 SURGERIES AGO: Sadly for Montag, there's no way the Housewives cast her. There's nothing Real about that body whatsoever. It's just not a good fit.

According to Radar Online, she and husband Spencer Pratt are going all out and his “people” are supposedly talking to the RHOBH honchos next week.

So Speidi will be Tweeting at them incessantly while Cougar Zank and Jenn Bunney walk up and approach the producers at restaurants? Good to know.

While adding Heidi and Spencer would garner big publicity, Bravo doesn't seem to be lacking for that as is ... and would they want to deal with Speidi?

We doubt it. Stick to your "music" careers, guys.

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Heidi Montag Biography

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Crested Butte, Colorado
Full Name
Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag Quotes

I used to be so strong, I used to be able to do whatever I want, and then I feel like I've been broken down little by little.

Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag: Honey, I'm home.
Spencer Pratt: Oh, my favorite part of the day!