Make room, Sarah Palin.
Move over, Taylor Lautner.
Jennifer Aniston is lonely and goes through enough inner turmoil on a daily basis. We don't need her feeling left out and pathetic on her 42nd birthday, too!
We're kidding. Mostly. Jen swears she's happy, despite what you may have heard, and we believe it. She's single, yes, but what's not to love about her life?
She parlayed her success from Friends into a long, absurdly lucrative career of bad romantic comedies. Not a not to complain about ... except Brangelina.
We're sure rumors of a reconciliation/love child with Brad or playing mind games with Ange will surface soon. For today, let's just stick to the positives.
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