Happy 30th Birthday, Paris Hilton!
by Hilton Hater at .Paris Hilton turns 30 years old today and, please folks, wish her a happy birthday.
This washed-up A-lister really needs some support, having sat around over the last couple years and watched Kim Kardashian usurp her title as Least Important Famous Member of Society. It's been rough.
The heiress was forced to throw herself a flapped-themed party in Los Angeles on Tuesday night, as she was joined by boyfriend Cy Waits and a petting zoo at the event. All was taped for her upcoming Oxygen reality show, of course. It's time for a comeback!
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Comments (11 Total)
This idiot is 30? Time to stop acting and sounding like a spoiled 13yr old then,huh Paris? Good luck with that...Might also be time to try to do something meaningful with your life and all. Again, good luck with that...if you can figure out what meaningful is.
Happy Birhtdayy Paris !(:
Wooooo happy b-day ;)
Wonderful
happy birthday, lost angel