Happy 30th Birthday, Paris Hilton!

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Paris Hilton turns 30 years old today and, please folks, wish her a happy birthday.

This washed-up A-lister really needs some support, having sat around over the last couple years and watched Kim Kardashian usurp her title as Least Important Famous Member of Society. It's been rough.

The heiress was forced to throw herself a flapped-themed party in Los Angeles on Tuesday night, as she was joined by boyfriend Cy Waits and a petting zoo at the event. All was taped for her upcoming Oxygen reality show, of course. It's time for a comeback!

Paris Hilton Birthday Party Pic
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This idiot is 30? Time to stop acting and sounding like a spoiled 13yr old then,huh Paris? Good luck with that...Might also be time to try to do something meaningful with your life and all. Again, good luck with that...if you can figure out what meaningful is.

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Happy Birhtdayy Paris !(:

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Wooooo happy b-day ;)

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Wonderful

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happy birthday, lost angel

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LOL Boner!!

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(*Crickets Burping*)

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30 and nothing to show for it except a sex tape and a bunch of douche bag ex boyfriend loosers, yippie!!

Yakyakyak

When was she ever an A-lister???

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That red whatever it is on her head looks rediculous

Paris Hilton Biography

Ho Train On Us Weekly Cover Paris Hilton is a party host, bad actress, singer, model and painfully annoying skank based in Southern California. This former A-list... More »
Born
Birthplace
New York, New York
Full Name
Paris Whitney Hilton

Paris Hilton Quotes

We want to stay together forever. I wouldn't do a Vegas [wedding]. I don't know where or when but I do want it to be romantic.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]

He's my best friend. He's just different from any guy that I've ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he'd be there for me, no matter what.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]
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