Fashion Face-Off: Jessica Simpson vs. Michelle Trachtenberg

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Sometimes, good celebrity fashion statements can happen to bad people. Wait, reverse that. These are some good people with questionable style.

Jessica Simpson's sparkly dress clings in all the wrong places while concealing her best assets, bringing back memories of the chili cook-off days.

Meanwhile, Michelle Trachtenberg's dress adds width to her midsection and the too-tight pencil skirt draws attention to her hips. Kind of rough!

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Jessica Simpson Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson