David Letterman apologized for the Lindsay Lohan fiasco on the Late Show last night. Not that it was sincere by any means, but better than nothing.
The host is bent out of shape by the incident in which he booked Lindsay on his show, only to have the troubled star claim she never agreed and bail.
That's because an impostor - later revealed to be that douchenozzle Michael Lohan - set it up without her consent, for which Dave blames himself.
Here's his hilarious, non-heartfelt apology ...