It's been almost three weeks since Charlie Sheen's latest brush with alcohol, cocaine, porn stars and an ambulance.
With so much time having passed, the actor has a message for Two and a Half Men producers: let me work!!!
No, really, that's exactly what the sitcom star recently screamed at CBS employees. During an interview on The Dan Patrick Show this morning, Sheen explained the basis for his raspy voice: over the weekend, he visited the set of his show and banged on the door, yelling to be let in. Alas, he received no response.
"[The execs] said 'You get ready and we'll get ready' ... and I got ready and went back and nobody was there," Sheen told the host. "I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it."
Interestingly, these are the same words Sheen uttered to his drug dealer last month. Only that time, he was referring to a suitcase full of cocaine.
Hilariously, Sheen also threatened the network to let him return to work ASAP? Otherwise...
"I unravel pretty quickly. So get me right now, guys. Get me right now!"