R.Patt. "My sincerest apologies but if I hold the mic too close, it will cause feedback from these lights shining on my dazzling skin."
"Excuse me, this mic smells like...a dog. But my 100+ years of life as a Cullen assists me in being gracious, in spite of "their" jest. Carlisle - please!"
Kristen and Taylor: "Should we tell him it's just a mic??!!"
R. Pat thought bubble: "Did I really just walk up the stairs behind Kristen and catch a glimpse under her "frock"??? Holy Queen Victoria! I've got a hard object in each hand and I cannot form a sentence right now! My mates are even laughing AT me... HEWP!!!"
Rob: I told you I was just as strong as Taylor!
Taylor: "Did someone throw up on Rob?"
Kristin: "No, that's just his jacket."
K-Please tell me he's not going to bite the head off a bat and spit it out in the crowd! K-Although that would be cool.
T- "Yeah that would be bad ass"
Kirsten-who wants to be with a cold vampire?? Im hot so I luv being with hot wolf hunks...
Hey rob!! Ur super sexy but dnt u think taylor is better than U...?
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