Kristen to Taylor : " thanks to God that i had this jacket plus in the car or you 2 were both in total black!" Taylor : " hey babe this is a gucci suite,in everycase we wouldnt be the same!"

So far so good. Kristen hasn't tripped, sworn, or dropped an award.

Would Robert please hire a stylist i'm tired of the shaggy look ok I still love Taylor he's always stylish and super cute i'm over Kristen she and Robert deserve one another they both are so awkward in behavior and looks

T: *snicker* "God, Rob looks ridiculous" R: "How long do I have to keep smiling? I really need to go back to looking pained and angsty" K: ......"I think I like Taylor, now...."

fart sequence commencing