The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion, Part I: Taylor Gets Lippy, Kyle and Camille Fake-Fight

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Part one of The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills reunion aired last night and the gals were fairly subdued. That is until Cohen let Camille and Kyle out of their cages.

Previews airing since the season finale did little to quell our eagerness. What would happen? Would Camille and Kyle find another reason to not be friends?

Would Giggy be on set to bite Andy Cohen should he step out of line?

All this and more (sadly, with the exception of Giggy) played out during part one. Kyle and Camille will not be friends after this. They are two different people with far too little in common to build any sort of stable relationship.

In fact, I can't see Camille staying friends with any of the cast, save for Adrienne. But let's be serious, Adrienne is more of a mama bear than she is a friend to Camille. She's there to pick up the pieces that Kelsey smashed to smithereens.

It's unlikely, though, that Adrienne will ever call up Camille Grammer just to bitch about Paul and his broken nose (goodness knows who is responsible this time). 

The nonsensical bickering between Taylor and Kim was just a prelude to the brawling that started at minute 48 and will certainly continue for at last 30 minutes into the next leg. Please, ladies. Ignore Andy Cohen, because he is there is to provoke you to say nasty things to one another. Take Taylor and Kim, for instance.

What Taylor needs to understand is that Kim is unbalanced.

She has no fight in her and plays dead as soon as her opponent retaliates. The irrelevant, no-one-really-cares-what-happened fight that still continues to this day between Kim and Taylor meandered onto the itinerary of last night's reunion.

Both Kim and a viewer had a problem with Taylor's talk of taking Kim out back and going "Oklahoma on her ass." To this, I say "WHO CARES!" We're all a little on edge these days, and when pushed to our limits, we'd like to go (insert your state here) on someone's ass. 

And quite frankly, Kim Richards makes me want to tear my hair out more than she makes me want to hit her. So Taylor should know better than to try and fight with Kim. You're not going to get anywhere! Plus, Taylor DID participate in a conversation about Camille at LAX, but she denied that the entire thing every happened. 

What a headache. I had to blow the whistle on Taylor's snotty under-her-breath quips to Kyle, who chose to stare at her own chest rather than respond back. 

It made me upset to see Taylor try to sh!t talk Kim to her own sister right in front of everyone. Lock up that plumpy mouth, Taylor. Just let it go.

I'm so winded.  At least no furniture was thrown, and TG no one walked out. Hold your horses, we still have one more session to sit through.

Things you're talking about at the water cooler today:

- Did your eyes fall upon a sea of jewels as soon as the reunion started? So much bling! Goodness gracious. It's as if everyone was assigned seating based on the amount of jewelry they were covered in. Lisa, as Andy Cohen pointed out, looked "very understated" in her throat/chest-encasing necklace.

- Seated next to her was a more toned-down Taylor, who compensated with her lip implants (which, by the way, I had never known before. My tiniest babiest mouth dropped open at the news). Seated on the end we had an equally decked-out Kyle Richards. The Bev Hills gang put on the ritz last night.

- Adrienne looked great. She might have toned up a bit between the finale and the reunion taping. Thumbs up, classy lady. Although the earrings were a bit...loud.

- I very much dislike when Cohen greets the ladies one at a time. "Hi Andy. Hello Andy."

- Our host with the most was surprised to hear that the ladies don't know how much a gallon of milk costs. Cohen, the help picks up groceries. Why the hell would they need to know how much milk costs? 

- After stating that this season's cast is very VERY rich, Cohen asked Lisa about the square footage of her enormous home. I was surprised/disappointed that Lisa answered. Perhaps I hold Mrs. Vanderpump to too-high standards. I expected her not to answer because it was a very tacky question.

- Speaking of Lisa, someone's a bit lippy tonight. The comment about Camille's 3500 square foot New York City apartment not being big enough for her, Kelsey and the girlfriend? My, my. Your blood sugar must be low, because I do not like this attitude on you.

- Make it more obvious that you're desperate to capture a reaction out of Kyle each time Camille speaks, camera guys.

- Ahh, Taylor. You got so angry when viewers used harsh words to describe Camille. May I remind you that you and your friends are now fair game as "reality stars?"  You put yourself on television, therefore you must expect that people are going to be a bit cruel, regardless of whether or not it hurts your feelings.

- With that said, I don't believe that Kim and Kyle Richards should speak about Kim's problems on television. That should be dealt with off-camera.

- Camille did a Skinemax movie in her twenties. Oh, the horror.

- Speaking of tacky, of course Andy Cohen would ask Camille how much her divorce settlement from Kelsey Grammer will be.  "Are you going for 50?" he asked her, followed by "I think it's over 40."  SHUT UP, ANDY COHEN!

- Snarky Lisa moment #2: We're taken back to Lisa's dinner with Kyle at Villa Blanca (the one where she told Kyle she believed Taylor riled Camille up again before the Serafina Showdown).  Lisa planned on having a nice dinner with a friend, only to be interrupted by Taylor who stopped by to talk about her marriage problems.  Ok, then...

- "Talk about the tinsel in your hair, cause we got A LOT of comments about that." This is one of my only gripes about Adrienne.  She's a rock on this series, but her wardrobe and hair tinsel could stand to be burned.

- Oh, where do I even begin with Camille and Kyle?  Just when you think it's over and done with, Andy Cohen steps in to stir that ratings pot.  He's thinking "I've gotta keep the people coming back for more.  We've got a two-week lull before those nuts from NYC roll up, so I have to leave people with really scarring moments.  I'm the king of the world!" 

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Did anyone else here see the video on youtube of an undeniably plastered Taylor hanging all over Kyle and Faye and slurring that Kyle and she are "besties"? Taylor is 39 and yet still uses high school lingo? And that makes her and her friends, "the ladies we are?" And we NEVER saw a minute of footage of Kim actually acting drunk -- just awkward. So again she is the pot calling the kettle black. Taylor is either a double-digit IQ or insidiously cruel or both. Kyle... gosh. I have never seen anything quite like her obvious resentment of Kim. Kyle makes snarky childish digs at Kim in front of others and then gloats.

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Kim was spot on when she called Kyle a "f***ing phony" and that Kyle drinks the whole G**D*** day". Kim can spot that NONE of these bitches are real friends and that she wouldn't want to hang out with any of them...RIGHT ON, KIM...hahhahahhaha. Lisa, how can you possibly think Kyle is your friend? She uses you, like she uses everyone. She makes fun of you right to your face with that skull faced freak Taylor. SHe mocks you in YOUR own restaurant and then on the reunion and now you're letting her and Mauricio Sleazio get the commission from your McMansion????Lisa, wake up, like you did with Cedric. Kyle is no damn good, daaahhhllling!!! PS...I think the only NON phonies on this stupid show are Camille and Kim!!! And Kyle professes to be "real" what a fake, useless bitch.

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Kim was spot on when she called Kyle a "f***ing phony" and that Kyle drinks the whole G**D*** day". Kim can spot that NONE of these bitches are real friends and that she wouldn't want to hang out with any of them...RIGHT ON, KIM...hahhahahhaha. Lisa, how can you possibly think Kyle is your friend? She uses you, like she uses everyone. She makes fun of you right to your face with that skull faced freak Taylor. SHe mocks you in YOUR own restaurant and then on the reunion and now you're letting her and Mauricio Sleazio get the commission from your McMansion????Lisa, wake up, like you did with Cedric. Kyle is no damn good, daaahhhllling!!! PS...I think the only NON phonies on this stupid show are Camille and Kim!!! And Kyle professes to be "real" what a fake, useless bitch.

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Camille went to college, correct? Did any of these other bimbos besides Adrienne receive a higher education? Hmmmmm. Camille has handled herself with dignity in the midst of a horrifying ordeal. Kyle went in for the kill with Camille..then did the same to Kim. Now Kyle is trying to humiliate Lisa with her monster faced new "bff" Taylor by calling Lisa a "jelly belly"!!!! on national TV. Is this bitch Kyle in Kindergarten?...Kyle is a guttersnipe...the lowest of the low. A succubus sucking the money out of her husband who gets it from selling her rich "friends" real estate, Kyle tries to destroy and suck the life out of those she deems "weaker". Alas, the meek shall inherit the earth, vile Kyle. Ladies of BH, watch out for her. Who's next?? Shudder

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I totally agree. Why would Lisa want to be friends with someone like Kyle. Kyle and Taylor mock her right to her face...the first time in Lisa's own restaurant where Taylor showed up uninvited???? Kyle seems to want to destroy and humiliate others because she knows what a shit she herself really is. Kyle is dark. Kim is the only one who looked pretty and natural on that stage. I LOVE how she called fake Taylor out, and how Camille stood up to Kyle. Kyle used to appear attractive, but now she is hideously ugly like an evil crone...inside and out. I pray for Kim for her issues which are completely understandable given how she was victimized and exploited as a child to support this sick family. I would bet that Kyle and Mauricio have stolen Kim's assets...guarantee it. Kyle thinks she's so entitled to sit back and sponge off people...she is beyond despicable. The worst of ALL the housewives..because this isn't petty BS...she tries to destroy people including her OWN sister!!! OMG

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We were SOOO happy that Camille stood up to that beotche Kyle, and that Kimmy stood up to Liver Lips Taylor. I love it!!! Kyle and Taylor are horrifying. I can't believe how they try to humiliate Lisa by calling her jealous!!! So immature and stupid. Lisa....plllease fire Mauricia as your realtor. Kyle is trying to make you look like a fool. Kyle also tried to defame, destroy, and humiliate Camille and HER OWN SISTER, Kyle. Do we see a pattern here? Kyle is malignant.

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Kyle is a vile, loud mouthed, malicious, vicious bully and her husband Mauricio is a lecherous swarmy real-A-TOR (you go, Camille), Lisa is a pretentious, ridiculous noveau riche twit (and the ASCPA should step in...a dog IS NOT A DOLL), Taylor is a monster faced poser hypocrite,golddigger wannabe, Adrienne should take some of her "voice of reason" BS and start working on her marriage. Ridiculous group of women...embarrassing, actually.

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I was glad that Camille is at least thinking about returning --the show needs her. I wondered why people liked Kyle so much at the beginning--I always saw her as a bigmouth and bully.
I love Lisa;s sense of humor --so funny.
I still hope Kyle and Kim will get therapy --I feel so bad for how they turned out from being child actors.

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OMG Am I missing something? I cant believe how camille started so much shit & then would act so innocent. She's your typical rich bitch spoiled crybaby. She used her husband the whole time until he dumped her. I love Kyle. Kim should of stepped up as a sister. Kim is not well. I believe she is very mental. She doesnt know how to deal with socity. Love love love, Adrienne & Lisa. Lisa makes me giggle & Adrienne shows alot of class!

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I like Kyle the most--Camile and Taylor are trash and mean!!