Snooki is Not Smart

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In case you missed it, Nicole Polizzi and Jenni Farley are getting a spinoff series. One that will show just how unintelligent the Jersey Shore stars are.

Snooki and JWoww will confront new challenges on the new show, as we told you yesterday. But we didn't realize the true extent of those challenges.

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Writing checks, for example. Snook has never actually done this.

Despite the amount of money she's made in the last year, not to mention surviving 23 years on this planet, Nicole has never once written a check.

In Snooki and JWoww Vs. The World - the actual working title - the terrible tandem will exploit the hell out of their embarrassing ignorance ... natch.

One of the big scenes takes place inside of a Jersey bank, when Snooki's dad tries to teach her how to balance a checkbook. It's an adventure.

The rundown explains, "She gets a crash course in balancing her checkbook ... but adding and subtracting from the ledger proves too much for her."

Somehow that's not terrible hard to imagine. She also the banker, "Do you have any blinged out checks?" Ratings gold, people. Ratings. Gold.

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If Snooki does not know how to balance a checkbook then she would fit right in as politician. Maybe she should run for Congress? Could it really be any worse than what it is now?

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