Snooki and JWoww to Face "New Challenges" on Jersey Shore Spinoff

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Snooki and JWoww, a.k.a. Nicole Polizzi and Jenni Farley, will be facing some serious life challenges on their upcoming Jersey Shore spinoff pilot.

The question is ... are they up for them?

Effin Snooki

Mortgages, career decisions, toilet paper ... this is a reality show about coming of age. And coming on to hot guys while showing major cleave.

The "story line" for the new show, which is separate from Jersey Shore season four: Snooki moves in with JWoww, but cannot deal with real-life problems.

When they set out to buy a $1.5 million pad, for instance, they don't know what a mortgage is ... or how to write a check for that matter. They're not smart.

Eh, maybe we should cut 'em some slack, since they supposedly get distracted by a "hot mortgage broker." There's a contradiction in terms for you.

Conflict also erupts, according to a script obtained by TMZ, because Snooki "made a mess of the bathroom and didn't change the toilet paper."

She also "ate a ton of JWoww's food." Is there any way this won't be a hit?!

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I don't think this show will work,
Snooki's stupidity is funny when it's in small doses, and mixed with the other storylines of Mike & the rest on Jersey Shore.
A whole hour of her? Nah.... :P

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sounds like a remake of paris and nicole the simple life. 2 dumb ass chicks trying to live in the real world. should be interesting.

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I HAVE T LAUGH EVERY TIME I SEE A PICTURE OF SNOOKIE/SNOTIE SHE GETS THIS CERTAIN POSE AND THAT DUMB LOOK ON HER FACE. THEN THE ONE IN THE BLUE LORD HAVE MERCY DID SHE SHOVE TWO WATERMELONS UNDER HER SKIN. SURE LOOKS LIKE IT. PHONY PHONY BOOBS. BAD JOB IF I EVER SAW ONE.
AND WHERE IN THE LORDS NAME DID THAT SNOOKIE/SNOTIE COME FROM? SHE SHOULD GO BACK.

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If there was ever a look a like contest for Miss Piggy, Snooki would be the 1st runner up!!

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