Move over, Brad Womack.

There's a new Bachelor star coming to town ... one who is openly gay, who blogs about celebrity gossip, and who recently pledged to be nicer. It's Perez Hilton!

He's not really starring on the ABC reality show, of course, but does act the part, as only he can, in this spoof from Jimmy Kimmel. It's actually pretty funny.

The best part? Bachelor host-pimp Chris Harrison's cameo:

Perez Hilton is The Bachelor