Who better than Pauly D and Vinny Guadagnino to determine the best of the best at a "Miss Jersey Shore" contest being held next week in the UK?
The stars of the MTV reality show are judging the competition at London's Mahiki nightclub. What does the winner get? We have no earthly idea.
However, they do get to hang out with Pauly and Vinny. Win-win. Pauly D told THG his ideal mate is gorgeous, funny and loyal. Ladies, take note.
AWWW YEAH: Miss Jersey Shore UK yeah!!
The duo will be looking for a British girl who can match their "hot, tanned, sexy and fun-loving" co-stars, or even Sammi Giancola for that matter.
Girls wanting to take part in the contest can send their photos - one headshot and one full body shot - and a 50-word description of themselves.
Break out the bronzer, the booze and the grenade whistle!