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Kim Kardashian cannot sing and she cannot pull off cornrows.

Despite these undeniable facts, the busty reality star is going through with her music career, debuting the single "Turn It Up" on New Year's Eve and also giving fans an early look at her upcoming music video.

  • Kim Kardashian Video Image
  • Kim Kardashian Video Pic

Over the weekend, the woman who makes Ke$ha sound like Celine Dion posted two images on her blog: one features her in "Bo Derek braids," the other in oversized sunglasses, as Kim Tweeted along with the pics:

2011 is all about trying new things and going for it! I'm starting mine with something fun and crazy!

She forgot to add and ridiculous looking and awful sounding and, seriously, anyone who spends a penny on my singing voice needs immediate psychological help.

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A Miley Cyrus CD? $15.

Miley Cyrus concert tickets? $50.

The bong from which Miley Cyrus smoked salvia and created an Internet firestorm? Priceless. Maybe.

According to TMZ, the guy who owns the pipe that got this singer into trouble has decided to sell the item.

Believing he can get close to "five figures" for the drug paraphernalia, the owner has set up a Gmail account (mileycyrusbong) and is entertaining offers as we type. This forces us to ask: How much would you pay for Miley's bong?

 

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Leave it to Kathy Griffin to offer up a preview of one of 2011's potential celebrity feuds in the opening moments of the new year ... live on CNN.

Her New Year's resolution, she told Anderson Cooper, is to take down 16-year-old Willow Palin because of her homophobic Facebook slurs in 2010.

"She's called people a fa***t on Facebook a couple of times. You don't throw around the f-word without hearing from me," she said.

We think Kathy Griffin is mostly kidding. Okay, we hope she is.

"I've already gone for Sarah, Todd and Bristol obviously, but I think it's Willow's year to go down. In 2011 I want to offend a new Palin," she said.

That shouldn't be  hard. Those people will fire off Facebook rants and hastily-written statements if they don't like the direction the wind blows.

Still, is calling out Willow Palin really the way to go?

We know you're a D-lister, Kath, but can't you find a better target than a dumbass with the maturity of a 16-year-old? Or her daughter Willow for that matter?

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Katy Perry's a cute girl any way you look at it, but she apparently wasn't a huge fan of this Twitter photo posted by husband Russell Brand.

An image of Mrs. Brand that's not altogether flattering appeared online (and appears below) this weekend. It has since been taken down.

Not a bad way to get on your wife's bad side, fellas ...

Katy Perry Without Makeup

The greatness that is Twitter personified in one photo.

He may be in the doghouse, but props to Russell Brand. Like an album announcement courtesy of Lady Gaga with no pants, this was quite entertaining and gave us genuine insight into their lives, not just what some publicist tells us.

That said, we hope the couch is comfortable tonight.

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Val Kilmer is apparently not a fan of paying taxes.

Not that anyone is, but most of us still actually do it.

Val K

The actor owes nearly $500,000 in federal taxes, according to reports. A lien has been placed on his property, including a New Mexico ranch he's trying to sell.

The IRS filed the lien in Santa Fe for an assessment balance of $498,165 for 2008 income taxes. Val is currently asking $18.5 million for the property.

Wesley Snipes was recently sent to prison for tax evasion. Val Kilmer isn't headed down that road yet, but liens on one's property are a nice first step.

How hard is it to pay taxes, seriously. Don't studios withhold a portion of his income? It's not like he's broke. Dude's clearly eating well. Just saying.

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Veteran actor Pete Postlethwaite, who was diagnosed with testicular cancer in 1990, passed away yesterday afternoon. He was 64.

The movie star will likely be best remembered for his role of Kobayashi in The Usual Suspects. Most recently, he played key parts in such hits as Inception and The Town.

Postlethwaite was nominated for an Oscar in 1993 and was once described by Steven Spielberg as "the best actor in the world."

Our thoughts go out to Postlethwaite's wife, Jackie, and their two children: William, 21, and Lily, 14.

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If you love Lady Gaga and hate pants, and frankly those two things are fairly universal at THG world headquarters, you'll enjoy this brief article.

The singer Tweeted the photo of herself taken from the rear. Promoting her upcoming album, she dons a jacket emblazoned with Born This Way.

She is, naturally, wearing no pants OR underwear ...

Lady Gaga Sans Pants

BARE ESSENTIALS: Lady Gaga shows off her assets as she announces when Little Monsters around the world can expect another album full of hit songs.

"The Song 2 13 11. The Record 5 23 11," she Tweeted. "Born This Way" is set to be the first song to be released on the album of the same name.

"I'm beautiful in my way. God makes no mistakes, I'm on the right track baby. I was Born This Way," Gaga wrote, echoing her record's theme.

We were born to get in line 2/13. With no pants. Man those things suck.

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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have been caught canoodling in the Caribbean.

Rumors of these two dating first surfaced in early December, when they were spotted on a date at IHOP. Gomez denied any romance with her fellow teen icon, but fuel was added to the flirting fire when photographers snapped the pair practically touching hands in Miami.

Now, Justin and Selena have been spotted on a yacht in the Caribbean. Actions in the following pictures speak for themselves. Sorry, gals...

Cozy in the Caribbean

Click on each image above to get up close and personal with Justin and Selena.

Let's see Gomez try to claim this was also a case of nothing but pancakes. The question is no longer whether this duo is a couple, but, instead: What should their nickname be?

Jelena? Bomez? You tell us!

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It's good to be a celebrity: you get paid to party!

On New Year's Eve, a number of A-listers headlined events in Miami, New York City and Las Vegas, performing for fans, drinking champagne and ringing in 2011.

From a cleavage-baring Kim Kardashian to a toasting Rihanna to an unexpected Kanye West appearance (check out his fantastic duet with Chris Martin and Jay Z NOW!), we've collected numerous pics of star-studded events below. Click on each to enlarge:

It's Kanye!

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Gary Shirley should know better.

We know he's not the sharpest tool in the shed, but if there's one thing you don't do, it's call your baby mama "sluttish" on the phone ... to her cousin.

In a TMZ audio recording from just last month, Gary is on the phone with Krystal, the cousin of Teen Mom star / Gary's baby mama Amber Portwood ...

Gary explains to Krystal that he kind of has a crush on her, pointing out, "You've got things that Amber don't." Like a job, and/or a full set of marbles.

Then Shirley drops an all-time quote, praising Krystal because: "Amber is sluttish. You've been with six dudes, Amber's been with f**king a million."

Sums it up well. Listen above.

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