Alanis Morissette had it wrong. Rain on your wedding day isn't ironic. Neither are 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife.

Instead, Kim Kardashian found time this week to provide the best definition yet of this term: acting ashamed of a sex tape during a nationally-televised interview, despite the fact that said interview would NEVER have taken place if not for this sex tape.

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You're off the hook, Gucci Mane. You no longer possess the most ridiculous tattoo in the history of mankind.

Incredibly, T-Pain has topped that rapper face-scarring ice cream cone by getting a permanent reminder of Facebook on his body. We wish we were making this up, but the artist recently returned from Hawaii with the following tattoo.

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Chris Brown is looking to get the restraining order against him lifted. It's been in place since he pummeled Rihanna senseless prior to the 2009 Grammys.

His lawyer, Mark Geragos, told Judge Patricia Schnegg that Brown did 52 weeks of domestic violence counseling and requested that the order be lifted.

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Jason Davis, famous substance abuser and (apparently failed) Celebrity Rehab cast member, got popped for drug possession in Newport Beach, Calif., last night.

The grandson of Marvin Davis and brother of Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis, J.D. was arrested for possession of a controlled substance. It's not clear which.

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