Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom welcomed their first child into the world last week.
And if you somehow don't believe us, the model has provided fans with photographic evidence of little Flynn. Very personal photographic evidence, that is:
Describing the tyke on her blog as "a very healthy and big baby boy," Kerr writes:
"I gave birth to him naturally, without any pain medication, and it was a long, arduous and difficult labour, but Orlando was with me the whole time supporting and guiding me through it. I could not have done it without him. We are so happy and are enjoying our time together as a family."
Man, this kid is lucky. Because he has such loving parents, obviously, not because he gets to touch Miranda Kerr's breast. Come on. Grow up, people.