Forget you, Gary Shirley. Step aside, Clinton Yunker.
Troubled Teen Mom star Amber Portwood has a new lover and his name is Mike Rayn. They've been quietly dating for a good couple of weeks now.
"Mike won't say they're officially an item, but he and Amber have gone out a bunch of times now," a source close to native Indiana natives said.
GO COLTS: Sometimes the best friendships are forged behind bars.
The lovebirds went to the Colts' playoff game against the Jets on January 9, riding in a limo along with Amber's recent cellmate/new friend, Carol Thomas.
While Amber Portwood and Mike Rayn kept their new romance away from cameras, ensuring they weren't photographed together, they chilled in a private suite.
The pair then went to Carol's boyfriend's house and continued to party.
Alas, the whole 'No Contact' restraining order was placed on Amber, prohibiting her from seeing or having any contact with her ex. That'll do it every time.
The pair unsuccessfully went back to an Indiana court last week, in a bid to have that order lifted. It was not to be. So might as well move on with Mike.
If found guilty of the two felonies and one misdemeanor charges she faces, Amber Portwood faces up to three years in jail and fines of up to $10,000.
All from beating Gary's ass on Teen Mom. Anger management, girl.