LeBron James Blames Struggles of Former Team on Karma, God
by Hilton Hater at .LeBron James knows why the Cleveland Cavaliers lost to the Lakers by 55 points last night and why his former team has the worst record in basketball: fans of the franchise are being punished by God for daring to boo the superstar.
We wish we were joking, but LeBron took to Twitter after the Cavs blow out and wrote: Crazy. Karma is a bitch. Gets you every time. Its not good to wish bad on anybody. God sees everything!
This, of course, would mean that God also watched The Decision and yet has chosen to support James in light of the most egotistical act in the history of professional sports. Weird.
We wish He would stick to forcing Steve Johnson to drop game-winning touchdown passes.
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Comments (7 Total)
yeah lebron......karma IS a bitch. Cant fucking wait till it comes back for what you did. and gizzy....i dont even watch basketball and im more on the facts than you are. He was all anyone could talk about when he shit the bed and purposely let his team lose. He'll get whats comin to him. and we'll all be smiling :)
Karma will rear its ugly head for Lebron as well when the NBA goes on strike next season.
@Hilton Hater: Thanks, that was a very well written response. LeBron's leaving is absolutely secondary to the inexcusably disrespectful way he chose to do so. Also, God clearly doesn't exist. If he did, the Almighty Smiter would have already smited LeQuit for being the world's greatest ass!
Dan Gilbert is starting to taste his own medecine.
Gizzy, you are a jackass.