On last night's episode of Kourtney and Kim Take New York, Kim Kardashian spent a bulk of the episode pretending to cry over her naked spread in W.
But the reality star has a major reason to be happy this morning: she's a new mother!!!
As confirmed by this random tabloid, Kim has gone against her family's wishes and adopted an African-American child. It's surprising the mainstream media has not reported on the story, but we all know how much Kardashian likes to keep her private life private.
Editor's note: if you believe a word of this cover story, you likely also believe that Kim, Khloe and Kourtney actually write their own blogs and that Charlie Sheen will exit rehab a changed man.