Even I would not do her. The woman's voice makes me wish I were deaf and my sense of touch would be offended by that nasty belly skin. If the rumors are true, her halitosis would make me cry and I refuse to taste anything that looks, sounds, feels and smells so nasty. In addition to the five senses, I also have a sense of pride and therefore would not be caught dead next to such skanky trailer trash

She must be hot. Her skin is falling off. No man, or woman, would do this piece of crap. Her body is deformed from all the plastic surgery and lipo. Make her go away

would I hit it? Uhh...yeah. With a huge stick and really hard. I'd smack that wig around, knock out enough teeth that she couldn't speak anymore and poke her stomach testicle skin just for fun. The woman is nasty. You can smell her all the way across the ocean.

EWWWWW! OOMPHA LOOMPHA! YUK!

Her stomach looks like Tara Reid's, which is considered one of the worst celebrity tummy-tuck jobs. And she is way, way, way too tanned. And her hair isn't worth all she paid of it, I'm sure. And Kate is a terrible person. There's simply no substance there. I mean, Jon Gosselin left her. Jon Gosselin. And he is dating new people. He is doing better than her, in terms of relationships. Think about that for a second.